Kids corner

Kinderhoekie

(english jokes)

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

How do you put a elephant into the refrigerator?

Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

The lion king is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

The elephant . (He is in the rifrigerator)

Theres is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

You swim across because all the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

Q. What do you call a sleeping prehistoric animal?

A. a Dina-snore!

Q. What happend to the man that couldn 't tell putty from thoothpaste?

A. His windows fell out.

Waiter! this soup tastes funny.

Then why aren't you laughing.

Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!

Jokes taken from Goodie Giggles Gagbook from Fundi

Next please.

Where does aliens buy ice cream?

At the Milky Way!

(afrikaanse grappies)

Dit is 'n baie winderige nag, vier spoke sit baie 'n tafel in 'n vervalle gebou en kaartspeel. Toe die vyfde spook by die deur inkom waai al die kaarte van die tafel af en die vier spoke skree vir die vyfde spook "kan jy nie soos 'n gewone spook deur die muur inkom nie"!

Twee slange syl by die pad af toe die een slang skielik vra " is ons giftig?" Hoekom vra die tweede slang, omdat ek sopas my lip raakgebyt het!

Kelner kelner wat maak hierdie vlieg in my sop?

Hy speel water polo met die ertjie.

Wat kry mens as mens 'n papegaai met 'n leeu kruis?

'n Dier wat jou kop af praat!

Dokter dokter daar groei aarbeie uit my ore uit!

Toemaar mevrou ek sal vir jou room gee om daarop te sit!

If you got jokes you want on the webpage you can send it to stephan.koetsier@yahoo.com or stephan44401@gmail.com

As jy grappies het wat jy op die webblad wil hê kan jy dit na stephan.koetsier@yahoo.com of stephan44401@gmail.com stuur